So are lizard people controlling Australia?

In my last blog, I looked at the undoubtedly true conspiracy theory that a reptilian race of half human/half lizards were controlling the world (if you've forgotten or want to refresh your knowledge, go to this blog post.) 

The theory states that the Annuaki (reptilian race) either are the leaders of major democratic countries - or at least responsible for the election of a democratic leader - and therefore control and influence all of their decisions.

So what about Australia?

If the Annunaki are responsible for who gets elected then they obviously have control over both Labor and Liberal parties in Australian politics. So don't expect "You're a lizard" to be one of the accusation that flies out of Tony Abbott's mouth at the next election debate.

Who's asking the questions then?

After Googling as many different varieties of the question as possible (something along the lines of "Is Julia Gillard/Tony Abbott a reptilian shape shifter or controlled by them?"), it's quite obvious to this conscientious blogger that nobody has even bothered to ask such an important question! It's quite obvious that the lack of diversity in media ownership in this country is having an impact on what the Australian people know about their politicians (after all, Rupert Murdoch - powerful man that he is - obviously must be a lizard).

Going for the exclusive! 

Well if no one else is going to ask the question then I am! I am no Murdoch crony! Using the 'Contact Your PM' section of the Prime Minister's webpage, I put the following question to Julia Gillard. Obviously, contacting her through this method isn't the most effective method - however, with the desire they obviously have to suppress the truth, I doubt the Annunaki are going to let this blogger blog freely about their lizard ways. 

Here's what I wrote:

 Dear Prime Minister,

Prominent British personality David Icke has uncovered a mass global conspiracy of reptilian shape shifters (half lizard/half humans) that form a global elite that control the world. (Notable reptiles include: the Queen, her husband, George Bush snr and jnr). He also states that these lizard people control who becomes leader in all democratic countries around the world.

This would mean that you are either a lizard or at least influenced by lizards. However, being the fair person that I am, I realised that no one had ever bothered to ask you if you a) were a lizard? b) are controlled by lizards?

I am blogging the results of this and would appreciate an answer as soon as possible. I will report your answers honestly. The Australian public has a right to know what lizards are running this country.

Kind regards,
Liam D

AN IMAGE OF THE EMAIL I SENT THE PRIME MINISTER

 What'll happen next?

Will the Prime Minister respond to my question? Or does she have something to hide? I'll keep you informed of any response to my email. Needless to say - silence is consent - no response means that our Prime Minister is a lizard.

Liam D.