Nazi base on the moon?

Alright I know what you are all thinking. 

     Nazi bases on the moon Peter, this is what your first conspiracy theory is? Did you even try to think of anything that may sound even the slightest bit true? Well no, being the lazy college student that I am I choose to write about the conspiracy of a Nazi base on the moon, and this has nothing to do with my watching of Saving Private Ryan last night. Added note, awesome movie, am I right?

What exactly are we dealing with here?

Nazis in spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace!

     Well moving on to the topic at hand, what, or better yet, how did the nazis, supposedly build a secret base on the moon? The story goes that the Germans with their knowledge of rocket technologies during WW2 may have made their first visit to the moon in 1942. As the war went from bad to worse for the nazis, prominent scientists, and perhaps even A. Hitler himself made the trip to the moon, faking their deaths or going unnoticed in the chaos of the closing months of the war. By the end of the war the Nazi moon base held a small colony of former nazi leaders and scientists. 

     If that was not entertaining enough, here comes the brilliant part. Some theorists speculate that the US and the Soviet forces became aware of the secret Nazi moon base after the war. Instead of destroying it as one would expect, they visited the moon base where they were welcomed as guests by their former enemies. It is claimed that the US, Soviets and Germans built their respective moon bases and have created an atmosphere on the moon which allows life to grow. This has been made a secret so as to maintain the exclusivity of its members.

Verdict: False

I do not think I have to explain why this conspiracy is a whole load of BS, but hey while I am here I will give you my top five reasons;

1. By 1942, the Germans only mastered the ability to launch inaccurate V1 rockets which could only travel short distances. The fact that some claim they could even get a rocket out of the earth's atmosphere is just fairy tale. Why go to space when your getting your ass kicked at home?
2. Colonies need supplies, yes even Nazi colonies on the moon. And this is why I do not think there is a colony there. The moon does not have the raw material to sustain a human population for such a period of time. They would of needed constant support from others of Earth. A supply line if you may.
3. The idea that the moon has its own atmosphere and sustains life, serious guys who believes this!
4. Nazis hate space. Although the moon and space is as dark and dull as the Nazis themselves, where are they to hold their rallies and as they say in space no one can here you scream or rant utter racist nonsense (yes Im talking about you Hitler, you A hole). 
5. Finally, this theory lacks any real substance purely because if one tries to add any rationality into it, they come out finding that there is not even an ounce of it.

But if our such nonsense is true I think we are more than ready.

How quick can we get this guy onto the moon?

Signing out, Pete