Julie Bishop MP - Lady Lizard?

In my last blog I questioned the Prime Minister on her being/ties to the reptilian shape-shifters the Annunaki. Since I posted it, I've been reflecting on where else lizards might be infiltrating our public service. 

Reading up again on the description of the Annunaki, I spotted something that had managed to escape me the first time around:

They have a powerful, hypnotic stare, the origin of the phrase to "give someone the evil eye," and their hybrid DNA allows them to shapeshift when they consume human blood.

The 'evil eye'? 

No one is more famous in Australian politics for giving the evil eye than Deputy Leader of the Opposition, Julie Bishop. Check out this footage of her reaction to being heckled by an audience member mid-answer on ABC's Q&A program:

  
Of course! It makes perfect sense! Since the 2007 election, the Liberal Party has deposed plenty of leaders - but Julie Bishop has always been the Deputy Leader of the Opposition. Wielding such power that she can influence major policy decisions of the Liberal Party no matter who is leading it. I mean - just look at that evil eye! How could you ever say no?

In the interest of fairness...

So in the interest of fairness, I decided it important to put the same question to our Deputy Leader of the Opposition, Julie Bishop. Here's what I sent:

Dear  Ms Bishop,

Prominent British personality David Icke has uncovered a massive global conspiracy, where reptilian shape shifters (half human/half lizard) are controlling the world. (Notable lizards include: the Queen, her husband, George Bush jnr and snr). Icke has shown that all democratically elected leaders of democratic nations are either, themselves, lizards or at least controlled by them. (The lizards are called Annunaki).

In reading up about the Annunaki, I discovered that they possessed the ability to give an awesome 'evil eye', to stare down opponents with such force.

You are famous for your evil eye. A momentary slip on Q&A which you later joked about on the Chaser's show. However, the more studious of us could see that it was you potentially revealing your true self.

However, being a respectful person, rather than simply accusing you of being a lizard, I thought I would give you the opportunity to answer yourself.

So, please tell me as soon as you can:

a) Are you a reptilian shape-shifter? or
b) Are you influenced/controlled by reptilian shape shifters?

I will be blogging the results and will take silence to be consent.

Kind regards,

Liam

 

AN IMAGE OF THE EMAIL I SENT TO MP JULIE BISHOP

The results

I'll keep you informed as to the results of this email. Needless to say, if this proves to be true and either the MP or the Deputy Leader of the Opposition confess to being lizards - this will have huge ramifications for this country!

Just to keep you updated - the neither has replied as of yet.

Liam D 

So are lizard people controlling Australia?

In my last blog, I looked at the undoubtedly true conspiracy theory that a reptilian race of half human/half lizards were controlling the world (if you've forgotten or want to refresh your knowledge, go to this blog post.) 

The theory states that the Annuaki (reptilian race) either are the leaders of major democratic countries - or at least responsible for the election of a democratic leader - and therefore control and influence all of their decisions.

So what about Australia?

If the Annunaki are responsible for who gets elected then they obviously have control over both Labor and Liberal parties in Australian politics. So don't expect "You're a lizard" to be one of the accusation that flies out of Tony Abbott's mouth at the next election debate.

Who's asking the questions then?

After Googling as many different varieties of the question as possible (something along the lines of "Is Julia Gillard/Tony Abbott a reptilian shape shifter or controlled by them?"), it's quite obvious to this conscientious blogger that nobody has even bothered to ask such an important question! It's quite obvious that the lack of diversity in media ownership in this country is having an impact on what the Australian people know about their politicians (after all, Rupert Murdoch - powerful man that he is - obviously must be a lizard).

Going for the exclusive! 

Well if no one else is going to ask the question then I am! I am no Murdoch crony! Using the 'Contact Your PM' section of the Prime Minister's webpage, I put the following question to Julia Gillard. Obviously, contacting her through this method isn't the most effective method - however, with the desire they obviously have to suppress the truth, I doubt the Annunaki are going to let this blogger blog freely about their lizard ways. 

Here's what I wrote:

 Dear Prime Minister,

Prominent British personality David Icke has uncovered a mass global conspiracy of reptilian shape shifters (half lizard/half humans) that form a global elite that control the world. (Notable reptiles include: the Queen, her husband, George Bush snr and jnr). He also states that these lizard people control who becomes leader in all democratic countries around the world.

This would mean that you are either a lizard or at least influenced by lizards. However, being the fair person that I am, I realised that no one had ever bothered to ask you if you a) were a lizard? b) are controlled by lizards?

I am blogging the results of this and would appreciate an answer as soon as possible. I will report your answers honestly. The Australian public has a right to know what lizards are running this country.

Kind regards,
Liam D

AN IMAGE OF THE EMAIL I SENT THE PRIME MINISTER

 What'll happen next?

Will the Prime Minister respond to my question? Or does she have something to hide? I'll keep you informed of any response to my email. Needless to say - silence is consent - no response means that our Prime Minister is a lizard.

Liam D.  

Kentucky Fried Chicken: Chicken, cocks, and a whole lot of racial nonsense

Are you hungry?

     Well I hope you all are, because todays conspiracy is filled with finger licking goodness. So good in fact that it may just make you impotent. Yes ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the conspiracy theory that Kentucky Fried Chicken (KFC) makes males of african decent impotent. Ohhhh where do I begin.....

The Kentucky Fried Libido

     Well how does one go about describing this crazy, but crazy enough to be true theory. Well, some theorists out there believe that the owners of KFC are in fact members of the notorious KKK white supremacist group (cue in dun dun dun sound). This belief stems from the theory that Harland "Colonel" Sanders was a member of the KKK himself and was openly racist. This supposed ownership of KFC by the KKK has led some conspiracy theorists to believe that substances have been added into the products that only make men of african decent impotent. Talk about secret herbs and spices. 

       Don't worry he his white, he won't become impotent, he will just suffer heart disease.

My gravy drenched opinion on the matter....

To be honest I choose this conspiracy theory because it made me laugh. The idea that KFC has a white supremacist agenda and is making men of african decent impotent is just ludicrous. Here are just a couple of reasons why I personally think this theory is just plain wrong.

• KFC is not owned by a group or individual its owned by a corporation that has its own agenda of making money. I doubt the Yum! Brands will go out of their way to target a particular minority.
• Lets face it people an ingredient that only effects people of african decent. That comment itself is racist as it infers that people of african decent and people of caucasian decent are like different species. Thats nearly as messed up as KFCs manwich. 
• The U.S Food and Drug Administration would have spotted this out a mile away. Being a large company KFC would be under the scrutiny of the FDA and other groups. And indeed they have with many tests indicating that KFC is unhealthy, but will not effect your johnson.

The only sexual thing I want to be saying about KFC

Verdict: False...... deliciously false

Don't act surprised we all knew that there was only one verdict here. Now all this talk has made me hungry for some of that finger licking goodness, I leave you with this funny video. It sure made me laugh. Warning strong language and comedic satire. Once again signing out, your mate, Pete.

Nazi base on the moon?

Alright I know what you are all thinking. 

     Nazi bases on the moon Peter, this is what your first conspiracy theory is? Did you even try to think of anything that may sound even the slightest bit true? Well no, being the lazy college student that I am I choose to write about the conspiracy of a Nazi base on the moon, and this has nothing to do with my watching of Saving Private Ryan last night. Added note, awesome movie, am I right?

What exactly are we dealing with here?

Nazis in spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace!

     Well moving on to the topic at hand, what, or better yet, how did the nazis, supposedly build a secret base on the moon? The story goes that the Germans with their knowledge of rocket technologies during WW2 may have made their first visit to the moon in 1942. As the war went from bad to worse for the nazis, prominent scientists, and perhaps even A. Hitler himself made the trip to the moon, faking their deaths or going unnoticed in the chaos of the closing months of the war. By the end of the war the Nazi moon base held a small colony of former nazi leaders and scientists. 

     If that was not entertaining enough, here comes the brilliant part. Some theorists speculate that the US and the Soviet forces became aware of the secret Nazi moon base after the war. Instead of destroying it as one would expect, they visited the moon base where they were welcomed as guests by their former enemies. It is claimed that the US, Soviets and Germans built their respective moon bases and have created an atmosphere on the moon which allows life to grow. This has been made a secret so as to maintain the exclusivity of its members.

Verdict: False

I do not think I have to explain why this conspiracy is a whole load of BS, but hey while I am here I will give you my top five reasons;

1. By 1942, the Germans only mastered the ability to launch inaccurate V1 rockets which could only travel short distances. The fact that some claim they could even get a rocket out of the earth's atmosphere is just fairy tale. Why go to space when your getting your ass kicked at home?
2. Colonies need supplies, yes even Nazi colonies on the moon. And this is why I do not think there is a colony there. The moon does not have the raw material to sustain a human population for such a period of time. They would of needed constant support from others of Earth. A supply line if you may.
3. The idea that the moon has its own atmosphere and sustains life, serious guys who believes this!
4. Nazis hate space. Although the moon and space is as dark and dull as the Nazis themselves, where are they to hold their rallies and as they say in space no one can here you scream or rant utter racist nonsense (yes Im talking about you Hitler, you A hole). 
5. Finally, this theory lacks any real substance purely because if one tries to add any rationality into it, they come out finding that there is not even an ounce of it.

But if our such nonsense is true I think we are more than ready.

How quick can we get this guy onto the moon?

Signing out, Pete

The Reptilian Illuminati

In the 1990's, British media personality David Icke went from being a well-known sports journalist to publicly proclaimed nutjob within the space of a couple of years, after he stopped reporting on sports and started reporting that he was the "son of God" (on the BBC Terry Wogan show) and that the world would end in 1997. 

At the time he became incredibly reclusive, the focus of much ridicule. A decade later and David Icke is author of a number of bestselling books, has been invited to address the University of Oxford's Debating Society and has delivered lectures in 25 countires to thousands of peoples - some lasting between 6-9 hours. 

SO WHAT'S CHANGED?

Well, his arguments have obviously become more rational and believable. Son of God no longer... David Icke has opened the secret world of the Reptilian race that controls the human race. 

Now, there's way too much background info to go into here, so it's probably important for you, at this point, to go and read THIS!

In brief, Icke says:

• The Annunaki (a reptilian, alien race) bred with human women way back in the day. (Annunaki roughly means 'Of Royal blood'. 
• This happened about 300,000 years ago and since then there have been two more breeding programs 30,000 years ago and then 7,000 years ago. 
• They come from another planet that is in another dimension.
• The descendants of this reptilian bloodline (still half reptile/half human - and still able to shape shift between the two) form what is today's global elite - or as Icke says 'The Babylonian Brotherhood'. These are the most powerful people in the world who control all of what happens 
• This 'Brotherhood' created all organised religion, formed all democratic governments, decide who is to be elected in any democratic election (by controlling all parties involved); and use things such as famine, war and terrorism (as well as fluoride in drinking water) to maintain their control.
• Famous members of the Annunaki race include: Queen Elizabeth II and her husband Prince Phillip, the Pope and members of the Vatican, George Bush snr., AND MORE!
• These people control 80% of the wealth in the world and use fear and propaganda to supress knowledge of their existence.

WHERE'S THE EVIDENCE?

Not convinced? Check out some of these videos:

IS GEORGE BUSH AN ANNUNAKI? (Well, obviously.)

RATZINGER? OR LIZARD-ZINGER?

O-NO-PRAH

FINAL VERDICT: TRUE!


Stay tuned for my next blog - where I investigate just how far this reptilian race is entrenched in Australian life.


Liam D

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