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     Hey guys Pete here, we hope you have been enjoying all our cases of busting conspiracy theories wide open. But here at Conspiracy Busters, it is you the conspiracy theorist who is the number one, head honcho, the big kahuna if you way. We bust conspiracies for your pleasure, no not for your sexual pleasure get your mind out of the gutter. Well we have decided what better way to give back to our loyal viewers then to give them a chance to choose what conspiracy theory they want us to bust next. As you can see, we have set up a poll asking you, the viewer, to vote for what conspiracy you would like to see busted. Once your votes are tallied, we will return to our secret lairs and begin busting those conspiracies. However, we have noted that not every conspiracy could be listed on the poll, so if you guys have any particular conspiracy that you want us to look at and its not on the list, just add it to the comments on this post and we will gladly give it a look.

Get voting guys, your conspiracy theory could rely on your one vote!

Roswell: An Alien DUI gone wrong?

     I know what you are all thinking. Pete mate, this conspiracy theory has been looked at a dozen times, what can you offer us? Well, after a little research (googling it up), I found that most reports of alien visits to Earth were based upon whacky and somewhat messed up stories. Tales of big eyed long finger galactic foreigners arriving on earth to graffito our crops and probe our behinds sounds all to primitive for an alien race that has achieved the ability of galactic travel. So what makes the theory that aliens are out there and that they have visited earth so compelling, well that's what I am here to do.

                                                     Probing: It can get rough sometimes

Did E.T phone home?
   
     Its easy to say that any claim that aliens are out there is just a fruitless attempt by nerdy sci-fi geeks to feed their fascination.Yet, I believe that the Roswell case gives us the best piece of evidence that indeed something from somewhere else did arrive on Earth. The first piece of evidence is the fact that the military claimed that they had found what they labelled a 'flying saucer'. However, within an hour of claiming the find, the military quickly changed their tone stating they found a downed weather balloon. Now I'm not expert on aircraft but I think I would know the difference between a downed weather balloon and an aircraft from a foreign world. But hey lets give them the benefit of the doubt on this one, if you were a solider stationed in the Las Vegas desert, you would probably tell yourself you saw a UFO too.

     However, this is not where the evidence ends. The military has continuously changed their story on the matter, which has only fueled the fires of belief. From the weather balloon story to claiming that they were conducting research to detect Soviet atomic capabilities, the Roswell base has been shrouded in mystery and military confusion.

     Lastly, and this is just out of sheer speculation. If aliens have been visiting and monitoring earth for a long period of time then there has bound to have been an incident where an alien craft malfunctioned and crashed down to earth. Now, I am a firm believer that if there is alien life out there, they are probably much like us. Not in appearance, but in their flaws. Much like us, aliens with be susceptible to making errors here and there. It is probably true that no ones perfect, even in our vast universe. Using this train of thought it isn't hard to think that the incident that occurred in the Las Vegas desert in 1947 was perhaps the result of an error on an alien craft.

Thus in conclusion I have to say....

Verdict: True, aliens have and are probably still visiting earth. But they aren't probing us.

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9/11 were carried out not by Al Qaeda

A recent example is the belief, widespread in some parts of the world, that the attacks of 9/11 were carried out not by Al Qaeda, but by Israel or the United States.

Conspiracy theories are by no means a strictly domestic phenomenon;they can easily be found all over the world. Among sober-minded Canadians,a September 2006 poll found that 22 percent believe that“the attacks on the United States on September 11, 2001 had nothing to do with Osama Bin Laden and were actually a plot by influential Americans.”

In a poll conducted in seven Muslim countries, 78 percent of respondents

said that they do not believe the 9/11 attacks were carried out by Arabs.

The most popular account, in these countries, is that 9/11 was the work of the U.S. or Israeli governments.

                                 

                              9/11: A Conspiracy Theory video

Julie Bishop MP - Lady Lizard?

In my last blog I questioned the Prime Minister on her being/ties to the reptilian shape-shifters the Annunaki. Since I posted it, I've been reflecting on where else lizards might be infiltrating our public service. 

Reading up again on the description of the Annunaki, I spotted something that had managed to escape me the first time around:

They have a powerful, hypnotic stare, the origin of the phrase to "give someone the evil eye," and their hybrid DNA allows them to shapeshift when they consume human blood.

The 'evil eye'? 

No one is more famous in Australian politics for giving the evil eye than Deputy Leader of the Opposition, Julie Bishop. Check out this footage of her reaction to being heckled by an audience member mid-answer on ABC's Q&A program:

  
Of course! It makes perfect sense! Since the 2007 election, the Liberal Party has deposed plenty of leaders - but Julie Bishop has always been the Deputy Leader of the Opposition. Wielding such power that she can influence major policy decisions of the Liberal Party no matter who is leading it. I mean - just look at that evil eye! How could you ever say no?

In the interest of fairness...

So in the interest of fairness, I decided it important to put the same question to our Deputy Leader of the Opposition, Julie Bishop. Here's what I sent:

Dear  Ms Bishop,

Prominent British personality David Icke has uncovered a massive global conspiracy, where reptilian shape shifters (half human/half lizard) are controlling the world. (Notable lizards include: the Queen, her husband, George Bush jnr and snr). Icke has shown that all democratically elected leaders of democratic nations are either, themselves, lizards or at least controlled by them. (The lizards are called Annunaki).

In reading up about the Annunaki, I discovered that they possessed the ability to give an awesome 'evil eye', to stare down opponents with such force.

You are famous for your evil eye. A momentary slip on Q&A which you later joked about on the Chaser's show. However, the more studious of us could see that it was you potentially revealing your true self.

However, being a respectful person, rather than simply accusing you of being a lizard, I thought I would give you the opportunity to answer yourself.

So, please tell me as soon as you can:

a) Are you a reptilian shape-shifter? or
b) Are you influenced/controlled by reptilian shape shifters?

I will be blogging the results and will take silence to be consent.

Kind regards,

Liam

 

AN IMAGE OF THE EMAIL I SENT TO MP JULIE BISHOP

The results

I'll keep you informed as to the results of this email. Needless to say, if this proves to be true and either the MP or the Deputy Leader of the Opposition confess to being lizards - this will have huge ramifications for this country!

Just to keep you updated - the neither has replied as of yet.

Liam D 

So are lizard people controlling Australia?

In my last blog, I looked at the undoubtedly true conspiracy theory that a reptilian race of half human/half lizards were controlling the world (if you've forgotten or want to refresh your knowledge, go to this blog post.) 

The theory states that the Annuaki (reptilian race) either are the leaders of major democratic countries - or at least responsible for the election of a democratic leader - and therefore control and influence all of their decisions.

So what about Australia?

If the Annunaki are responsible for who gets elected then they obviously have control over both Labor and Liberal parties in Australian politics. So don't expect "You're a lizard" to be one of the accusation that flies out of Tony Abbott's mouth at the next election debate.

Who's asking the questions then?

After Googling as many different varieties of the question as possible (something along the lines of "Is Julia Gillard/Tony Abbott a reptilian shape shifter or controlled by them?"), it's quite obvious to this conscientious blogger that nobody has even bothered to ask such an important question! It's quite obvious that the lack of diversity in media ownership in this country is having an impact on what the Australian people know about their politicians (after all, Rupert Murdoch - powerful man that he is - obviously must be a lizard).

Going for the exclusive! 

Well if no one else is going to ask the question then I am! I am no Murdoch crony! Using the 'Contact Your PM' section of the Prime Minister's webpage, I put the following question to Julia Gillard. Obviously, contacting her through this method isn't the most effective method - however, with the desire they obviously have to suppress the truth, I doubt the Annunaki are going to let this blogger blog freely about their lizard ways. 

Here's what I wrote:

 Dear Prime Minister,

Prominent British personality David Icke has uncovered a mass global conspiracy of reptilian shape shifters (half lizard/half humans) that form a global elite that control the world. (Notable reptiles include: the Queen, her husband, George Bush snr and jnr). He also states that these lizard people control who becomes leader in all democratic countries around the world.

This would mean that you are either a lizard or at least influenced by lizards. However, being the fair person that I am, I realised that no one had ever bothered to ask you if you a) were a lizard? b) are controlled by lizards?

I am blogging the results of this and would appreciate an answer as soon as possible. I will report your answers honestly. The Australian public has a right to know what lizards are running this country.

Kind regards,
Liam D

AN IMAGE OF THE EMAIL I SENT THE PRIME MINISTER

 What'll happen next?

Will the Prime Minister respond to my question? Or does she have something to hide? I'll keep you informed of any response to my email. Needless to say - silence is consent - no response means that our Prime Minister is a lizard.

Liam D.  

Kentucky Fried Chicken: Chicken, cocks, and a whole lot of racial nonsense

Are you hungry?

     Well I hope you all are, because todays conspiracy is filled with finger licking goodness. So good in fact that it may just make you impotent. Yes ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the conspiracy theory that Kentucky Fried Chicken (KFC) makes males of african decent impotent. Ohhhh where do I begin.....

The Kentucky Fried Libido

     Well how does one go about describing this crazy, but crazy enough to be true theory. Well, some theorists out there believe that the owners of KFC are in fact members of the notorious KKK white supremacist group (cue in dun dun dun sound). This belief stems from the theory that Harland "Colonel" Sanders was a member of the KKK himself and was openly racist. This supposed ownership of KFC by the KKK has led some conspiracy theorists to believe that substances have been added into the products that only make men of african decent impotent. Talk about secret herbs and spices. 

       Don't worry he his white, he won't become impotent, he will just suffer heart disease.

My gravy drenched opinion on the matter....

To be honest I choose this conspiracy theory because it made me laugh. The idea that KFC has a white supremacist agenda and is making men of african decent impotent is just ludicrous. Here are just a couple of reasons why I personally think this theory is just plain wrong.

• KFC is not owned by a group or individual its owned by a corporation that has its own agenda of making money. I doubt the Yum! Brands will go out of their way to target a particular minority.
• Lets face it people an ingredient that only effects people of african decent. That comment itself is racist as it infers that people of african decent and people of caucasian decent are like different species. Thats nearly as messed up as KFCs manwich. 
• The U.S Food and Drug Administration would have spotted this out a mile away. Being a large company KFC would be under the scrutiny of the FDA and other groups. And indeed they have with many tests indicating that KFC is unhealthy, but will not effect your johnson.

The only sexual thing I want to be saying about KFC

Verdict: False...... deliciously false

Don't act surprised we all knew that there was only one verdict here. Now all this talk has made me hungry for some of that finger licking goodness, I leave you with this funny video. It sure made me laugh. Warning strong language and comedic satire. Once again signing out, your mate, Pete.