Sunday 29 January 2012

Kentucky Fried Chicken: Chicken, cocks, and a whole lot of racial nonsense

Are you hungry?

     Well I hope you all are, because todays conspiracy is filled with finger licking goodness. So good in fact that it may just make you impotent. Yes ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the conspiracy theory that Kentucky Fried Chicken (KFC) makes males of african decent impotent. Ohhhh where do I begin.....

The Kentucky Fried Libido

     Well how does one go about describing this crazy, but crazy enough to be true theory. Well, some theorists out there believe that the owners of KFC are in fact members of the notorious KKK white supremacist group (cue in dun dun dun sound). This belief stems from the theory that Harland "Colonel" Sanders was a member of the KKK himself and was openly racist. This supposed ownership of KFC by the KKK has led some conspiracy theorists to believe that substances have been added into the products that only make men of african decent impotent. Talk about secret herbs and spices. 

       Don't worry he his white, he won't become impotent, he will just suffer heart disease.

My gravy drenched opinion on the matter....

To be honest I choose this conspiracy theory because it made me laugh. The idea that KFC has a white supremacist agenda and is making men of african decent impotent is just ludicrous. Here are just a couple of reasons why I personally think this theory is just plain wrong.

  • KFC is not owned by a group or individual its owned by a corporation that has its own agenda of making money. I doubt the Yum! Brands will go out of their way to target a particular minority.
  • Lets face it people an ingredient that only effects people of african decent. That comment itself is racist as it infers that people of african decent and people of caucasian decent are like different species. Thats nearly as messed up as KFCs manwich. 
  • The U.S Food and Drug Administration would have spotted this out a mile away. Being a large company KFC would be under the scrutiny of the FDA and other groups. And indeed they have with many tests indicating that KFC is unhealthy, but will not effect your johnson.
The only sexual thing I want to be saying about KFC

Verdict: False...... deliciously false

Don't act surprised we all knew that there was only one verdict here. Now all this talk has made me hungry for some of that finger licking goodness, I leave you with this funny video. It sure made me laugh. Warning strong language and comedic satire. Once again signing out, your mate, Pete.


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  1. Josh Ozersky, author of a book about Harland Sanders, wrote in the book that no one he spoke to (such as Kentucky Fried Chicken exec Ray Calandar, who was black) suggested Sanders was racist at all.

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